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how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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Me: reads a book
Me: cries
Me: plays a video game
Me: cries
Me: watches a movie
Me: cries
Me: listens to music
Me: cries
Me: thinks
Me: cries
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Guys. PLAY THAT GAME. IT'S AWESOME. TAKES ONLY 10...
http://www.kongregate.com/games/AlexanderOcias/loved Seriously, I’ve found my another favourite game.
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When everyone is laughing at a joke, but you don't...
whenmomentsblog: so you are just like: www.whenmomentsblog.tumblr.com Jesus Christ. There’s a mark of an Estonian channel on that microphone. And Estonian police uniform on those men. LOL. I’m telling you, people in my country are the slowest.
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When your alarm wakes you up in the morning →
tumbloler: allthebestpost: Expectations Reality: Follow tumbloler for more laughs!
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If MLP is only for little girls, then I'm a 5...
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Can someone explain to me
yowulf: eternaldragons: about all that stuff about “Zombie apocalipsis in Florida” It’s freaking me out!!  please? Some guy was on some mad drugs and ate another guys face off. Some saps actually believe he was OMG A ZOMBIE when he was just a crazy on drugs. Drugs make you do crazy things. Calm down, people. ^This. Wulf, thank you.
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yowulf: sketchypanda: “OMFG THERE’S A ZOMBIE ATTACK IN FLORDIA!!!!! THAT GUY ATE THE OTHER GUY’S FACE— It’s scary how people actually buy into this zombie shit.
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
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